These advertisements are plastered all over the cafeteria here at Beijing Language University. I’ve transcribed it below, because it’s so funny.
Are you looking for a job, a BF or GF, a Chinese or English tutor,a language partner…?
If you are from Euro-America or your English is very good,Please tell me! We can fulfill everything that you want. If you are interested, feel free to get in contact with us! We are waiting 4 u 2 join us!
♥ Do you need a Part-time job?
[English tutor, matchmaker, translator, editor, manager, singer, dancer, model, actor…]
♥ Are you looking for a GF or BF?
Don’t wait for love to find you! You’d better looking 4 your true love and act now. Success will not wait. If you delay, you’ll miss the chance and lost the love forever!!
Why not act now and join us? Join now to find your true love! ♪
Love is just like food and water. You need it. I need it. Everyone needs it. What are you waiting for? Find her, date her, and be with her tonight! ♪
I just study MBA and have a part-time job in the Euro-American Matchmaking Service. If you need a BF or a GF, you can tell me. I will introduce a handsome boy or beautiful girl to you. If you are my student or good friend, it’s free! ♪
♥ Are you looking for a Chinese tutor?
Do you want to pass the exam? Do you want to improve your Chinese quickly and have a good holiday? Do you want to choose a handsome boy with most experience to teach you Chinese? Do you like to study a pure Chinese accent? Please choose me!!! You can give me a chance to teach you. I’ll change your life. I do not only teach you the Language, but also can tell you how to study the language. I will give you the best techniques and teach you pure Chinese.
✭✭✭✭✭ 50 RMB/hr 80 RMB/2hr 100 RMB/3 hr 120 RMB/4hr ✭✭✭✭✭♪
Let me help you to realize all your dreams! I’ll be your best matchmaker, Chinese tutor, and friend forever! Try me once, love me forever! What are you looking for?I was born to help you!♪